Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to embark on a trip to the world of crappiness.  Over the next three weeks we will be showing you a series of 7 clips that if anything, amused us out of the sheer horribleness that came out of them.  However, The Unborn trailer is kind of badass.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy our mocking of completely pointless cinema intended to….well I don’t know what the hell it was intended for.  Just roll the clip damnet.

The above episode, entitled “Friday Evening,” is impossible to take seriously.  It plays like a bad heavy metal video, and I had a real hard time following what the hell was going on.  There’s three chicks, and I think one of them may be a witch or something, and then there’s this creature that could be a zombie, werewolf, or vampire, but the makeup is so awful that it’s impossible to really tell.  And the werezompire kills some dude at the end, pretty easily the best part of the episode.  I can’t even imagine the amount of poor decisions that went into its production.