Dec 20 2008
Against the Dark Trailer Pits Seagal Against Vampires
Seriously. Steven Seagal plays a master swordsman and is apparently all that stands between vampires and the end of humanity. I’d feel more comortable with Chuck Norris in charge, though. He wouldn’t need a sword.
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To quote Palmer from 1982′s “The Thing”—”You gotta be fuckin’ kidding.”