Dec 20 2008

Against the Dark Trailer Pits Seagal Against Vampires

Published by Madison at 10:14 am under Movies, Trailers

Seriously.  Steven Seagal plays a master swordsman and is apparently all that stands between vampires and the end of humanity.  I’d feel more comortable with Chuck Norris in charge, though.  He wouldn’t need a sword.

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One Response to “Against the Dark Trailer Pits Seagal Against Vampires”

  1. # Gill Avilaon 19 Jun 2009 at 3:52 am

    To quote Palmer from 1982’s “The Thing”—”You gotta be fuckin’ kidding.”

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