Dec 13 2008
Unreality’s Hero of the Week: Gort
Name: Gort
Movie: The Day the Earth Stood Still
Occupation: Destroyer of Worlds
Interests: Being Gort, Gorting
Dislikes: Moving, people who aren’t Gort
Why he’s our hero: He’s Gort! And he may end up killing Keanu Reeves in this movie. We can only hope.
More Unreal Posts
- Design Your Own Gort Contest, Because 20th Century Fox Couldn’t
- Maybe a Happy Keanu?
- A Gallery of Very Sad Keanus
- What Do You Think of the Leaked Razzie Nominations List?
- If Only This Were Keanu Reeves
