(View the tournament standing page here. And in case you missed them, Group 1, Group 2 and Group 3)

This is the final round of the Dirty Thirty-Two phase of the Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament. Up today we’ve got a couple of Tekken sisters, a Soul Calibur pirate wench and someone who probably shouldn’t have been in this tournament at all. You’ll see why.

Fight 1: Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. Bridget (Guilty Gear)

Well there are two problems here. First, I think Bridget is like twelve. Second, Bridget is a boy. Yep, his parents raised him as a girl, but he is in fact packing some junk. And I will be honest, I did not know that when I entered him into the tournament. Whoops!

Winner (by default): Nina

Fight 2: Christie (Dead or Alive) vs. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

This is tough, Christie is pretty cute with her little white tuft of hair, but there’s something lightheartedly S&M about R. Mika. Yes, somehow she makes it possible to say “lighthearted” and “S&M” in the same sentence, so she earns points for that.

Winner: R. Mika

Fight 3: Anna Williams (Tekken) vs. Sonya (Mortal Kombat)

Sorry Anna, I know I just let your sister through, but I’m really not digging the haircut. Should have stuck with original blonde and no “I’m a Russian spy” bangs. Sonya becomes our only Mortal Kombat entry to survive past the first round.

Winner: Sonya

Fight 4: Ivy (Soul Calibur) vs. Sakura (Street Fighter)

Hmm, Sakura is just a touch underage I believe, and Ivy posses the greatest rack in the history of video games, so this really isn’t a contest at all. Sakura’s working the schoolgirl angle, but she’s just completely engulfed by Ivy’s knockers.

Winner: Ivy

Well that’s all she wrote for Round One. Next week we’ll begin the Sexy Sultry Smokin’ Sixteen  (I haven’t decided yet), where the winners will square off the first time, and contestants may be from the same universe for the first time. Come back next Friday to see what happens.