Dec 11 2008
The Girls of Red Alert 3, aka the First Softcore Porn RTS
I kind of think this is what heaven is like.
I defy you to look at these pictures and tell me that Red Alert 3 is not going to be the world’s first RTS porno. There have been some cute cutscene chicks in the past games, but this time they have a whole damn stable. And they’re all famous! There’s Autumn Reeser, Ivana Milicevic, Kelly Hu, Gina Carano, Jenny McCarthy and Gemma Atkinson. My favorite is Autumn Reeser (the first three pics below) because I’ve had a crush on her since The OC.
Honestly, if you beat the game on “Insane” mode at least one of them probably does a striptease.
(photos via CVG)
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Beat the game on the hardest difficulty and sadly, no striptease… Dasha (Gina Carano) would have to be my personal favorite since she personifies a strong independent, and sexy, woman.. And she gets her paperworks on my desk right on time.
Motherland is very proud of you Dasha. Even just for playing the part. You will be in the heart of every Russian who plays RA3.
Sorry, I meant Ivana Milicevic (LOL I mixed up Dasha and Natasha)… Gina Carano is Natasha Volkova (Soviet special unit)
Motherland is very proud of you too Natasha, for risking your life for Mother Russia (even just in the game)!
my favorite of all girls is tanya