Dec 06 2008
Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Group 3
(View the tournament standing page here. And in case you missed them, Group 1 and Group 2)
I know, I know, I’m a day late with the Iron Fist results. Forgive me. In penance I will now show you eight fighting game chicks, battling it out out for the title of supreme hot goddess of the universe. Or something like that. We’ve got some real legends in this round, including a bodacious ninja, and one very famous stars and stripes bikini.
Fight 1: Julia Chang (Tekken) vs. Hitomi (Dead or Alive)
Wow, look at that. They even dress the same huh? I love me a hot Native American, but I have to give it to Hitomi for those shockingly blue eyes. Plus Julia was like the worst character ever.
Winner: Hitomi
Fight 2: Pai Chan (Virtua Fighter) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)
Pai Chan does have a distinctly Kristin Kreuk thing going on, but she’s no match for the bodacious bounty of bounciness that is Taki the ninja. When compared to her, Pai Chan just seems like another clone stamped fighting chick.
Winner: Taki
Fight 3: Millia Rage (Guilty Gear) vs. Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive)
I love long blonde hair, but I think Millia is taking it a bit too far. And she has to go up against a living legend in Tina Armstrong, the only character in the tournament so gorgeous, she was actually hotter than her real life counter part, Jamie Pressley, in the Dead or Alive movie.
Winner: Tina
Fight 4: Setsuka (Soul Calibur) vs. Jade (Mortal Kombat)
Setsuka goes from blonde to brown and back again, but she always makes Kimono’s look sexy. This was a really tough cal though, because I have to admit, Jade is pretty smokin’ as well. But for some reason these Mortal Kombat chicks mostly just scare me more than anything else. Better luck next year Jade.
Winner: Setsuka
Alright, that’s all we’ve got for this week. Tune in next friday for the final group of the Dirty Thirty-Two, featuring a schoolgirl, two sisters and the most curvacious fighter of them all.
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what? how could millia lose to such a straight up tart? come on man! she’s hot - crazy cool character to play and win with as well as to play against and beat! remember the view when you launched her into the air? huh? c’mon! i know the tournament is over but she should’ve been a fair challenge for even taki!