In case you’re wondering, this one is in the “creepy” category. 

I just stumbled upon these movie dolls from Tonner Doll Company which they’ve released just in time for you to give them to your soon-to-be sexually confused nieces and nephews for Christmas. The gallery of all the movie dolls is after the jump, you’ll be surprised at how much you want one.

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Moon, starring Sam Rockwell, is about an astronaut who has a quintessentially personal encounter while stranded on the moon for a three-year period.  Sounds cool enough, but the first photos I’ve seen for Moon look incredible.  They seem to have a classic, sort of 2001 vibe to them. It’s been awhile since we’ve had a truly epic sci-fi movie, but Moon looks promising.  Check out the rest of the photos over at Bloody Disgusting by clicking HERE.

There is a strange taboo in the world of American video games. I could have made a top 10,000 list of various people getting their heads blown off in a thousand different games, but I can’t go past a top six list when I’m trying to find video game sex scenes?

I guess it’s why Zack and Miri Make a Porno was rated NC-17 twelve times while Hostel 2’s penis chopping action got through with an R. I’ve successfully avoided all NSFW boobie action for your work viewing pleasure, but use your discretion accordingly with the volume dial, the voice acting is real enough.

I scoured the internet far and wide to find these, but if I missed any, let me know.

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The above 10:00 vid shows clips from 100 old school Nintendo games.  See how many you can recognize, and see how many you owned.  I think I knew at least 80%, which confirms what you may have already figured out – I did not see a breast until I was 22 and I had to pay to see it.  Thanks, Aunt Mary!

Call me crazy but there’s something awfully sexy about a hot girl who is not only passionate about video games, but she’s also someone who is more than willing to take her top off.  Hearing Playboy’s Jo Garcia talk about secret rooms in Final Fantasy and how she stores away her video games is quite the turn on.

Is it wrong of me to start envisioning myself taking on the final boss in the form of Jo Garcia wearing her Wii fit gear?  I didn’t think so.  Is it so bad to incorporate the likes of Tera Patrick in a gunplaying, blood spraying role playing game?

I would imagine it’s just a matter of time before the virtual world of porn meets video games.  Pretty soon you’ll be able to have virtual sex while holding a gun. killing bad guys, and eating a sandwich (with a football game on in the background).  Now that’s progress.

In the meantime here’s some naked posers talking video games. Thanks to Pwnordie for some of these.

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Sort of like Clive Owen, Viggo Mortensen didn’t start getting big roles until relatively recently.  A lot of Viggo’s characters are strong men living in a world of violence, and he does a great job of presenting their idiosyncracies.  He’s not type-cast by any means – as evidenced by his scumbagish role in A Perfect Murder - but nobody plays the silent tough guy with a heart of gold better than Viggo.  The guy is 50 years old, but seems at least 10 years younger.  Plus, he’s one of the few guys with a butt chin that I don’t have the urge to smash in the face with a cinder block.  After the jump are six of Viggo’s best movie roles.

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His brain exploded while trying to comprehend why Bethesda made the game have an ending you can’t play past.

Good news all you Wasteland junkies! Betheseda has annoucned a cournocopia of DLC for Fallout 3 to arrive next year, and also a customization tool for the PC version which can create anything from new weapons to buildings to characters to dialogue, meaning we’ll be seeing topless Ghouls roaming around in no time! But what about that DLC?

Operation Anchorage (January): A combat simulator lets you partake in the famous battle against the Chinese to retake Anchorage Alaska. Now are they going to be mutant Chinese or plain ‘ol offensive stereotyped Chinese?

The Pitt (Febraury): Journey to Pittsburgh, a ravaged city inhabited by ugly freaks, and it’s pretty bad in the game too! Ba-zing! But yeah, there’s a giant Raider camp in Pitt and you get to choose which side to be on. I choose the side where they finally give me a dog.

Broken Steel (March): You join the Brotherhood of Steel to wipe out any remaning Enclave forces from the Wasteland. This is not a separate map, it’s on the actual Wasteland and is “an adventure past the main quest.” What?! Does that mean they’re going to fix their horrendous error that makes the game end and uncontinuable after the fact? I got locked in the last damn room with an autosave for Christssakes! There were still so many supermutant infested buildings left to explore…

Now waggle! Harder! HARDER!

Alright, so maybe EA didn’t say that exactly, but that’s more or less the jist of the interview with EA Sports’ Peter Moore. The current problem he’s facing is that Madden currently sells 2 million copies on all of the systems but the Wii, where the numbers stand at 100,000 units sold. And so Peter decides to blame…himself?

“The challenge we face is that that consumer gets ‘Wii Sports‘ right out of the box and that’s a sports experience that’s good enough for a lot of people. That is a challenge for us at times.”

“The bottom line is we knew what we weren’t doing right. We’ve corrected that. We’re seeing progress. Is it easy? No. Will we ever see attach rates for authentic sports games, for licensed sports games, on the Wii to the same we see on 360 or PS3? Probably not in this cycle. Are we going to see continued growth of both? Absolutely.”

Look Peter, it’s not your fault, the Wii sucks, it’s just a fact. All ports of existing games to the Wii are forced to be terrible since they weren’t designed motion-sensing controls in mind, and when waggling is integrated it feels cheap, rushed and completely unnecessary.

Sure it’s possible that motion tech will work seamlessly with sports titles in the future (if you consider Wii Sports “seamless,” you’ve got some low standards there buddy), but that day has not yet come. We are still at the time in history where people who are too lazy to play sports will instead play them with their thumbs, not by jumping up and down and waving their arms like a crazy person.

From Moviefone comes the first trailer to Imagi’s Astro Boy, coming in October of 2009.  The animation is the best I’ve seen since Ratatouille, and you can see the trailer in high def over at the Moviefone site.  It’s going to be fun listening to the ignoramouses cry that this is a ripoff of Mega Man.  *sigh*

In the South Park season finale, you can see the boys playing Call of Duty:World at War in computer lab.  Sweet move, playing games in class.  I remember when I used to play the original Prince of Persia during my typing class freshman year of high school.  I type with just two fingers to this day – this post took me 45 minutes!