Nov 28 2008

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Group 2

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Battle Royale, Video Games

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(View the tournament standings page here and the Group 1 fights here)

Welcome to Group 2 of Stage 1 of Queen of the Iron Fist, where hotness reigns supreme. We’ve got a few overlooked characters on the dockett today, including Christie from Tekken and Seong Mi-Na from Soul Calibur and one busty vampire, Morrigan Aensland. The head-to-heads start…now:

Fight 1: Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter) vs. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)

sarah v sindel

Call me a traditionalist, but Sindel is #@$%ing terrifying. She looks like Vampirella on crystal meth, whereas Sarah Bryant reminds me of Zero Suit Samus, which is a definite plus in her column.

Winner: Sarah

Fight 2: Ayane (Dead or Alive) vs. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

ayane v morrigan

Ayane is cute with her blueish-pink hair and all, but who didn’t play Marvel vs. Capcom with Morrigan just to see this screen? Morrigan holds the high honor over I think every other girl in this tournament for showing the absolute most boob you possibly can without being NSFW. Her only competition is her Darkstalkers counterpart Felicia the hot cat, who she’ll be joining in the Smokin’ Sixteen.

Winner: Morrigan

Fight 3: Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Seong Mi-Na (Soul Calibur)

cammy v seong mina

Seong Mi-Na just doesn’t have what it takes when it comes to the other Soul Calibur girls. She’s been there since the beginning, but no one really pays her any mind as soon as Ivy or Taki bounce into the room. Poor her. Cammy is a hot, badass Russian chick. Nuff said.

Winner: Cammy

Round 4: Helena (Dead or Alive) vs. Christie Monteiro (Tekken)

helena v christie

I’m a sucker for large-chested blondes as much as the next guy, but something about Helena just doesn’t sit right with me. I think it’s the church steeple hair. Christie on the other hand is a Brazilian who likes to shake her ass when she fights, can’t really compete with that.

Winner: Christie

Tune in next Friday for Group 3 featureing a hot Tekken Indian, a Soul Calibur boob-ninja and a Dead or Alive legend.

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5 Responses to “Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Group 2”

  1. […] (View the tournament standing page here. And in case you missed them, Group 1 and Group 2) […]

  2. […] Group 2 […]

  3. youon 28 May 2009 at 2:38 pm

    cammy is english, not russian. and mina is way hotter

  4. meon 10 Jun 2009 at 1:11 pm

    “cammy is english, not russian. and mina is way hotter”

    Well, you’re half right. Cammy is English.

  5. jayon 04 Sep 2009 at 12:03 pm

    More like full right. You definitely put in the wrong female characters against each other. None of them have good comparisons between each other, besides Ayane and Morrigan’s hair color.

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