Nov 28 2008
Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Group 2
(View the tournament standings page here and the Group 1 fights here)
Welcome to Group 2 of Stage 1 of Queen of the Iron Fist, where hotness reigns supreme. We’ve got a few overlooked characters on the dockett today, including Christie from Tekken and Seong Mi-Na from Soul Calibur and one busty vampire, Morrigan Aensland. The head-to-heads start…now:
Fight 1: Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter) vs. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)
Call me a traditionalist, but Sindel is #@$%ing terrifying. She looks like Vampirella on crystal meth, whereas Sarah Bryant reminds me of Zero Suit Samus, which is a definite plus in her column.
Winner: Sarah
Fight 2: Ayane (Dead or Alive) vs. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)
Ayane is cute with her blueish-pink hair and all, but who didn’t play Marvel vs. Capcom with Morrigan just to see this screen? Morrigan holds the high honor over I think every other girl in this tournament for showing the absolute most boob you possibly can without being NSFW. Her only competition is her Darkstalkers counterpart Felicia the hot cat, who she’ll be joining in the Smokin’ Sixteen.
Winner: Morrigan
Fight 3: Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Seong Mi-Na (Soul Calibur)
Seong Mi-Na just doesn’t have what it takes when it comes to the other Soul Calibur girls. She’s been there since the beginning, but no one really pays her any mind as soon as Ivy or Taki bounce into the room. Poor her. Cammy is a hot, badass Russian chick. Nuff said.
Winner: Cammy
Round 4: Helena (Dead or Alive) vs. Christie Monteiro (Tekken)
I’m a sucker for large-chested blondes as much as the next guy, but something about Helena just doesn’t sit right with me. I think it’s the church steeple hair. Christie on the other hand is a Brazilian who likes to shake her ass when she fights, can’t really compete with that.
Winner: Christie
Tune in next Friday for Group 3 featureing a hot Tekken Indian, a Soul Calibur boob-ninja and a Dead or Alive legend.
More Unreal Posts
- Announcing Unreality’s Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament
- Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Smokin’ Sixteen – Western Conference
- Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Elite Eight – Western Conference
- Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Group 1
- Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: The Finals
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cammy is english, not russian. and mina is way hotter
“cammy is english, not russian. and mina is way hotter”
Well, you’re half right. Cammy is English.
More like full right. You definitely put in the wrong female characters against each other. None of them have good comparisons between each other, besides Ayane and Morrigan’s hair color.
Are you smokin’ crack?! Christie Monteiro has an ass you can hang a poster on (Translation: FLAT).
Uh… Cammy = No weapon… Mina has a Naginata. Mina would beat that ass. Not to mention, she’s one of the hotter and better skilled (without being broken) of all the Soul Calibur girls.
Plus, Sindel has all those badass powers, plus a Kwan Do, plus martial arts, which gives her an edge over Sarah
Cammy is freaking british! Good God this tournament is dumb.
lol i thought the opposite for every one def the cammy one~
Ayane should’ve won against that stupid Morrigan -.-
and Helena should’ve won against Christie
dude did you even play Dead or Alive? ” I don’t think soooo “!!