His brain exploded while trying to comprehend why Bethesda made the game have an ending you can’t play past.

Good news all you Wasteland junkies! Betheseda has annoucned a cournocopia of DLC for Fallout 3 to arrive next year, and also a customization tool for the PC version which can create anything from new weapons to buildings to characters to dialogue, meaning we’ll be seeing topless Ghouls roaming around in no time! But what about that DLC?

Operation Anchorage (January): A combat simulator lets you partake in the famous battle against the Chinese to retake Anchorage Alaska. Now are they going to be mutant Chinese or plain ‘ol offensive stereotyped Chinese?

The Pitt (Febraury): Journey to Pittsburgh, a ravaged city inhabited by ugly freaks, and it’s pretty bad in the game too! Ba-zing! But yeah, there’s a giant Raider camp in Pitt and you get to choose which side to be on. I choose the side where they finally give me a dog.

Broken Steel (March): You join the Brotherhood of Steel to wipe out any remaning Enclave forces from the Wasteland. This is not a separate map, it’s on the actual Wasteland and is “an adventure past the main quest.” What?! Does that mean they’re going to fix their horrendous error that makes the game end and uncontinuable after the fact? I got locked in the last damn room with an autosave for Christssakes! There were still so many supermutant infested buildings left to explore…