Comments on: Unreal Movie Vault: Transformers (2007)

By: Madison

Madison — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:05:38 +0000

@ Hannes

Thanks for the comment. At least we can agree that Transformers 2 was abysmal.

By: Hannes

Hannes — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:48:36 +0000

MY god man bring out the little violin. Seriously? this is your crack down on transformers? You’ve made four points about small parts in a movie that was all over awesome for so many reasons.
and yeah you don’t go watch a movie like transformers expecting twists and fucks knows what. I’m GLAD that it was predictable to a certain extent, movies like this SHOULD be.
The reason why it sells AND the reason why it’s great is the marvelous special effects and the tempo which we kids of post 2k can’t get enough of.
I mean seriously? How can you NOT think it’s awesome to watch starscream pursuited by jets transform in the air crush them and retransform? What about the scene on the highway when optimus prime transforms and cut the head of that decepticon?
that’s the kind of shit that made the movie great.

If you want to take a dump on something then take a dump on that small spy robot. First of all, why the stupid monster sounds? It’s a robot after all. Secondly: Shia chops his head of with a power tool that I’ve myself struggled to saw through ordinary walls with.
In the end I can forgive Bay for that. Just like I can forgive the idea that Jazz has a hiphop voice and that some high up FBI guy wears hearts on his boxers because I know it was made for a wide audience. It’s the only way it could be made and the only way it should be made

And then you say you like Shia? that bitch hasn’t done anything in his carrier except play the same role of running and screaming and being young and terrifed! What the fuck is likeable about him?

Transformers was excellently made. It was a movie that made you feel good and was extremely enjoyable to see cinematicly.
It doesn’t have to be more than that.
When they made the sequal and tried to…well then we can maybe agree that somebody pissed all over peoples childhood dreams.

btw I like your website, especially your list of all the heroes characters that should be killed of. personally I’d prefer if they just took it of the air and admit defeat

By: Madison

Madison — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:00:42 +0000

@ Bobby

Thanks!

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:54:10 +0000

i didnt hate the movie as much as u but damn, u r one funny motherfucker lol

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Unreality - Unreal Movie Vault: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) | — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:00:33 +0000

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By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:54:23 +0000

Blah blah blah… as if you folks who are bitching actually expected anything else from a summer blockbuster about alien robots from… michael bay.

By: HC

HC — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:11:14 +0000

I totally agree with your points. I remember seeing this movie and I knew that Michael Bay had created just another cliche ridden romp. I still liked it though. I like it now, but I do recognize that Michael Bay needs to quit making films.

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Unreality - First Look at Transformers' Sideswipe | — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:04:33 +0000

[...] like he did with Jazz in the first movie. Eh, I just can’t get excited about this – I hated the first movie with every fiber of my being, and there’s no chance that the sequel is going to be any [...]

By: Loki

Loki — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:19:21 +0000

Yea I agree with basically every point you made (except i despise shia lebeef how is he like the next ‘IT’ guy for movies now? HOW I ASK YOU).
I enjoyed the transformers movie, but only after I turned the part of my brain off that kept screaming ‘this makes no sense, it’s not ‘really’ transformers, why the hell is this happening?’ etc. etc. etc.
and just decided to watch giant robots beat the crap out of each other, ignoring plot entirely.

By: anon

anon — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:44:43 +0000

I agree with every point! This movie gargles balls.