Nov 14 2008

Announcing Unreality’s Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament

Published by Paul Tassi at 10:01 am under Battle Royale, Video Games

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I’ve seen a hundred different variations of “The hottest chicks in video games” lists, so I figured it’d be played out to do another one. However, while doing “research” (I don’t do Hentai, I swear), I noticed that many of these girls are from fighting games. Tons in fact. But instead of making some sort of top thirty list, I’ve decided to make them duke it out for the top spot, and therefore I present Unreality’s First Annual Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament.

I’ve put the bracket up above, and will be posting a few rounds every week. Remember, it’s ultimately about who’s hotter, although personality and ass kicking ability are added bonuses. I’ve hit most of the major fighting games, and I’ve skipped a few on purpose ($#^& King of Fighters), and I think I’ve made some decently good selections. This will be the main page for the contest, and I’ll be updating it as the rounds progress. Here’s a list of the matchups (after the jump), and links to the specific rounds will be embedded as they take place. May the hottest badass win.

The Dirty Thirty-Two:

Group 1:

Ling Xiaoyu (Tekken) vs. Kasumi (Dead or Alive)

Jam Kuradoberi (Guilty Gear) vs. Vanessa Lewis (Virtua Fighter)

Sophitia (Soul Calibur) vs. Chun Li (Street Fighter)

Kitana (Mortal Kombat) vs. Felicia (Darkstalkers)

Group 2

Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter) vs. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)

Ayane (Dead or Alive) vs. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Seong Mi-Na (Soul Calibur)

Helena (Dead or Alive) vs. Christie Monteiro (Tekken)

Group 3

Julia Chang (Tekken) vs. Hitomi (Dead or Alive)

Pai Chan (Virtua Fighter) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)

Millia Rage (Guilty Gear) vs. Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive)

Setsuka (Soul Calibur) vs. Jade (Mortal Kombat)

Group 4

Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. Bridget (Guilty Gear)

Christie (Dead or Alive) vs. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

Anna Williams (Tekken) vs. Sonya (Mortal Kombat)

Ivy (Soul Calibur) vs. Sakura (Street Fighter)

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The Smokin’ Sixteen:

West:

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) vs. Jam Kuradoberi (Guilty Gear)

Sophitia (Soul Calibur) vs. Felicia (Darkstalkers)

Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter) vs. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Christie Monteiro (Tekken)

East: 

Hitomi (Dead or Alive) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)

Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive) vs. Setsuka (Soul Calibur)

Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

Sonya (Mortal Kombat) vs. Ivy (Soul Calibur)

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The Elite Eight:

West:

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) vs. Sophitia (Soul Calibur)

Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers) vs. Cammy (Street Fighter)

East: 

Taki (Soul Calibur) vs. Tina (Dead or Alive)

Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. Ivy (Soul Calibur)

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The Final Four:

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) vs. Cammy (Street Fighter)

Taki (Soul Calibur) vs. Nina Williams (Tekken)

The Finals:

Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)

Winner: Taki

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32 Responses to “Announcing Unreality’s Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament”

  1. noeson 17 Nov 2008 at 12:33 am

    Bridget is a boy… he most be the definite “queen” thinking of it.

  2. […] (View the tournament standing page here) […]

  3. […] the tournament standings page here and the Group 1 fights […]

  4. […] the tournament standing page here. And in case you missed them, Group 1 and Group […]

  5. Alleyneon 10 Dec 2008 at 2:23 am

    I just don’t understand how you could knock CHUN-LI out of the fight in the FIRST ROUND.

    Why isn’t she hot? Because she looks like an honest-to-god fighter? Because she actually has muscle that makes sense with her fighting style?

    Bullshit!

  6. Michaelon 11 Dec 2008 at 8:39 am

    @Alleyne

    It’s because she went up against Sophitia in the first round. It’s not because she isn’t hot, it’s that she’s not hot enough.

    And settle down. This is a make believe list about a bunch of make believe characters. If Chun Li is the cats pajamas on your list, so be it. It is obvious that Sub-Zero does not share you view.

  7. crasson 11 Dec 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Ling Xiaoyu beats kasumi’s, expressionless face any day.

  8. crasson 11 Dec 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Oh yeah and what about Asuka from tekken 5? shes way hotter then all these characters

  9. […] the tournament standing page here. And in case you missed them, Group 1, Group 2 and Group […]

  10. […] the tournament standing pages here, along with all of the first round fights […]

  11. […] the tournament standing page here, along with all of the previous fights […]

  12. […] The Legend of Cammy starring Karolina Kurkova. I mean, Cammy’s in the final eight of my Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament and Chun Li? She ate it in the first round. Although the Kristin Kreuk version would have won the […]

  13. […] (View the tournament standings and all the previous fights here). […]

  14. Tankon 09 Jan 2009 at 4:19 am

    Hate to break it to you, but Bridget isnt a girl. Its a boy that was born in and to a chapel full of nuns. They raised him as a girl so that he wouldnt grow up to be a chauvinist.

  15. […] (View the tournament standings and all the previous fights here). […]

  16. […] (View the tournament standing and all the previous fights here) […]

  17. Steve Metcalfon 18 Jan 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Lol, why is bridget on the list to begin with?

  18. […] here to see the tournament standings page and all the previous […]

  19. D.E.M.on 24 Jan 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Now how did Taki win? Sophitia should have won!
    Blond, Braided, White unconcealing almost-transparent clothes, untanned skin, what more could you possibly need?

  20. Matton 01 Feb 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Ivy would so beat Nina. If she wasn’t so damn creepy…

  21. Cobalton 02 Feb 2009 at 10:07 pm

    WHERES MAI Shiranui???????????????????????

  22. Aerlisson 15 Feb 2009 at 7:37 pm

    It came down to Taki and Cammy? Eugh. Clearly it was the jiggle factor, and only the jiggle factor.

  23. lexon 19 Feb 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Okay, Eff King Of Fighters? That’s a terribly biased opinion. King of Fighters is completely valid, and still played by many people. I know I’m trolling here, but when I read that, I feel like your whole presentation is garbage. I want to insult you, but that would be trolling AND flaming.

  24. Mememeon 13 Mar 2009 at 8:37 pm

    As a woman, I felt extremely offended by this.

    … until you listed Taki as the winner. She’s my favourite fighter in all these games and my first pick when playing.

  25. SNK FANBOYon 13 Apr 2009 at 10:54 pm

    How come there aren’t any KOF characters. There wouldn’t be any chick fighters with big jugs without Mai Shiranui.

  26. InfiniteEnvyon 28 Apr 2009 at 8:27 am

    Lawl, a bit late to comment but whatever.

    1% of Tira’s (SC) Personality is enough to beat 90% of the rest of the characters in my books. She hands down looks better in my opinion as well.

    But to stay to the list.
    Bridget is a boy yes, and he’d be pretty unhappy with being labeled a girl, but I would say of all the people on this list, sorry girls, he IS the prettiest.

    Millia Rage qualifies for second I think.

  27. Youdontneedtoknowon 30 Jul 2009 at 12:38 am

    damn sucks that sonya lost pretty early on. Have you seen her in MK vs DCU!!!!

  28. jayon 04 Sep 2009 at 12:26 pm

    This whole presentation was largely biased and opinionated, and, personally, useless. All this presentation did was take out the fighting sense of every female character and look at the amount of sex appeal every character had.

    Chun-Li was probably one of the very first fighting game females. If it wasn’t for her, none of the other girls would even exist, and she loses the first round, while Cammy wins? No way!

    As much as I like characters like Taki, Setsuka, & Christie Monteiro, I don’t like them because of how big their breasts are, and how much physics they have. I like their fighting styles, since they are in “Fighting Games”.

  29. Havocon 12 Sep 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Taki? WTH, shes not even the most popular female in SC, and she beat Chun Li, Morrigan, and the rest?

    Also serious lack of Marvel girls. Hey they were in plenty of Capcom’s fighting games! Psylocke and Storm at least!

  30. YouwroteThison 01 Nov 2009 at 9:10 pm

    Good girl fight! Im pretty sure u will like Bridget’s xD xD xD

  31. Hanson 28 Nov 2009 at 5:24 pm

    You have forgot Joanna Dark ._.

  32. miss leon 26 Dec 2009 at 1:42 am

    felicia!

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