Nov 14 2008

Announcing Unreality’s Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament

Published by at 10:01 am under Video Games

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I’ve seen a hundred different variations of “The hottest chicks in video games” lists, so I figured it’d be played out to do another one. However, while doing “research” (I don’t do Hentai, I swear), I noticed that many of these girls are from fighting games. Tons in fact. But instead of making some sort of top thirty list, I’ve decided to make them duke it out for the top spot, and therefore I present Unreality’s First Annual Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament.

I’ve put the bracket up above, and will be posting a few rounds every week. Remember, it’s ultimately about who’s hotter, although personality and ass kicking ability are added bonuses. I’ve hit most of the major fighting games, and I’ve skipped a few on purpose ($#^& King of Fighters), and I think I’ve made some decently good selections. This will be the main page for the contest, and I’ll be updating it as the rounds progress. Here’s a list of the matchups (after the jump), and links to the specific rounds will be embedded as they take place. May the hottest badass win.

The Dirty Thirty-Two:

Group 1:

Ling Xiaoyu (Tekken) vs. Kasumi (Dead or Alive)

Jam Kuradoberi (Guilty Gear) vs. Vanessa Lewis (Virtua Fighter)

Sophitia (Soul Calibur) vs. Chun Li (Street Fighter)

Kitana (Mortal Kombat) vs. Felicia (Darkstalkers)

Group 2

Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter) vs. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)

Ayane (Dead or Alive) vs. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Seong Mi-Na (Soul Calibur)

Helena (Dead or Alive) vs. Christie Monteiro (Tekken)

Group 3

Julia Chang (Tekken) vs. Hitomi (Dead or Alive)

Pai Chan (Virtua Fighter) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)

Millia Rage (Guilty Gear) vs. Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive)

Setsuka (Soul Calibur) vs. Jade (Mortal Kombat)

Group 4

Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. Bridget (Guilty Gear)

Christie (Dead or Alive) vs. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

Anna Williams (Tekken) vs. Sonya (Mortal Kombat)

Ivy (Soul Calibur) vs. Sakura (Street Fighter)

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The Smokin’ Sixteen:

West:

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) vs. Jam Kuradoberi (Guilty Gear)

Sophitia (Soul Calibur) vs. Felicia (Darkstalkers)

Sarah Bryant (Virtua Fighter) vs. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Christie Monteiro (Tekken)

East: 

Hitomi (Dead or Alive) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)

Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive) vs. Setsuka (Soul Calibur)

Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

Sonya (Mortal Kombat) vs. Ivy (Soul Calibur)

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The Elite Eight:

West:

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) vs. Sophitia (Soul Calibur)

Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers) vs. Cammy (Street Fighter)

East: 

Taki (Soul Calibur) vs. Tina (Dead or Alive)

Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. Ivy (Soul Calibur)

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The Final Four:

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) vs. Cammy (Street Fighter)

Taki (Soul Calibur) vs. Nina Williams (Tekken)

The Finals:

Cammy (Street Fighter) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)

Winner: Taki





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44 responses so far

  • http://www.mundonoes.com noes

    Bridget is a boy… he most be the definite “queen” thinking of it.

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  • Alleyne

    I just don’t understand how you could knock CHUN-LI out of the fight in the FIRST ROUND.

    Why isn’t she hot? Because she looks like an honest-to-god fighter? Because she actually has muscle that makes sense with her fighting style?

    Bullshit!

  • Michael

    @Alleyne

    It’s because she went up against Sophitia in the first round. It’s not because she isn’t hot, it’s that she’s not hot enough.

    And settle down. This is a make believe list about a bunch of make believe characters. If Chun Li is the cats pajamas on your list, so be it. It is obvious that Sub-Zero does not share you view.

  • http://SADA crass

    Ling Xiaoyu beats kasumi’s, expressionless face any day.

  • http://SADA crass

    Oh yeah and what about Asuka from tekken 5? shes way hotter then all these characters

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  • Tank

    Hate to break it to you, but Bridget isnt a girl. Its a boy that was born in and to a chapel full of nuns. They raised him as a girl so that he wouldnt grow up to be a chauvinist.

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  • Steve Metcalf

    Lol, why is bridget on the list to begin with?

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  • D.E.M.

    Now how did Taki win? Sophitia should have won!
    Blond, Braided, White unconcealing almost-transparent clothes, untanned skin, what more could you possibly need?

  • http://www.myspace.com/nefariousbig Matt

    Ivy would so beat Nina. If she wasn’t so damn creepy…

  • Cobalt

    WHERES MAI Shiranui???????????????????????

  • Aerliss

    It came down to Taki and Cammy? Eugh. Clearly it was the jiggle factor, and only the jiggle factor.

  • http://myspace.com/lvx lex

    Okay, Eff King Of Fighters? That’s a terribly biased opinion. King of Fighters is completely valid, and still played by many people. I know I’m trolling here, but when I read that, I feel like your whole presentation is garbage. I want to insult you, but that would be trolling AND flaming.

  • Mememe

    As a woman, I felt extremely offended by this.

    … until you listed Taki as the winner. She’s my favourite fighter in all these games and my first pick when playing.

  • SNK FANBOY

    How come there aren’t any KOF characters. There wouldn’t be any chick fighters with big jugs without Mai Shiranui.

  • InfiniteEnvy

    Lawl, a bit late to comment but whatever.

    1% of Tira’s (SC) Personality is enough to beat 90% of the rest of the characters in my books. She hands down looks better in my opinion as well.

    But to stay to the list.
    Bridget is a boy yes, and he’d be pretty unhappy with being labeled a girl, but I would say of all the people on this list, sorry girls, he IS the prettiest.

    Millia Rage qualifies for second I think.

  • Youdontneedtoknow

    damn sucks that sonya lost pretty early on. Have you seen her in MK vs DCU!!!!

  • jay

    This whole presentation was largely biased and opinionated, and, personally, useless. All this presentation did was take out the fighting sense of every female character and look at the amount of sex appeal every character had.

    Chun-Li was probably one of the very first fighting game females. If it wasn’t for her, none of the other girls would even exist, and she loses the first round, while Cammy wins? No way!

    As much as I like characters like Taki, Setsuka, & Christie Monteiro, I don’t like them because of how big their breasts are, and how much physics they have. I like their fighting styles, since they are in “Fighting Games”.

  • Havoc

    Taki? WTH, shes not even the most popular female in SC, and she beat Chun Li, Morrigan, and the rest?

    Also serious lack of Marvel girls. Hey they were in plenty of Capcom’s fighting games! Psylocke and Storm at least!

  • YouwroteThis

    Good girl fight! Im pretty sure u will like Bridget’s xD xD xD

  • Hans

    You have forgot Joanna Dark ._.

  • miss le

    felicia!

  • http://tyciol.livejournal.com Tyciol

    Bitches were lucky Etna & Priere were busy.

  • Miki800

    I missed the part where you guys make sense of the fact that characters from different games can not play against each other unless their character is present in the other game which at least once if not in all cross-games cases is the case.

  • JAJAJA

    You’re correct, Taki is the best.

    I love her.
    I have masturbated with her MANY times

    Taki is the queen!

  • Iten

    I can’t believe Jam’s Flaming hot legs lost to Kasumi.

  • DJ_ALIEU$

    OBVIOUSLY Taki gets it.. we know; what about:

    Orchid from Killer Instinct
    Jade from Mortal Kombat
    Black Cat from Marvel
    the 1st Pink Ranger
    the first Yellow Ranger (lmao)
    Li Mei from Mortal Kombat
    …..nvm, I could do this all day lol

  • Destiny

    Taki def should have not of won that

  • Destiny

    oh and Chun Li > Cammy

  • Yoyoyo

    The fact Kasumi made it so far shows the voters have no taste. It’s an… adequate game. But it’s still one of the worst in its genre as far as being one of the “good” series goes.

  • G

    an absolute farce. no question that chun li is top fighting game chica of all time

  • Mad

    What? Taki?! And Julia didn’t even pass first circle…. JUlia <3! Taki sucks!!!!!

  • Mad

    Ooh.. And Setsuka suck even more!!!

  • http://don'thaveone King Of Heart

    I can understand how you decided Kasumi over Sophitia. I see it in a lot of people. For some reason people just seem to be into Kasumi more then Sophitia but for me, I’ll chose Sophitia over any of those girls any day and I never seen Taki as lady like but more of a man and you forgot Tifa. One of the hottest girls out there.

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