Nov 08 2008
Unreality’s Bastard of the Week: Kelly Kapur
Name: Kelly Kapur
Show: The Office
Occupation: Customer service rep at Dunder Mifflin
Interests: Netflix, Sex and the City, Brangelina, Romeo and Juliet (the Claire Danes one)
Dislikes: Ryan Howard, Bend it Like Beckham
Why she’s our bastard: To answer your question, yes, girls can be bastards too. Kelly wins this week’s award for being absolutely #$%^ing crazy on Thursday, sabotaging Jim and Dwight’s performances reviews because they didn’t come to her America’s Got Talent finale party.
Overlooking the believability of a person costing someone a bonus because they didn’t come to a party, the sabotage made for some great moments in the episode: Jim, Dwight and Michael’s three-way sales call with Mr. Buttlicker, Jim and Dwight bonding as they unravel the conspiracy and an I-can-relate moment from Michael when he bemoans how people never show up to his parties so he’s stuck with leftovers. Aw Michael, I would totally eat your guacamole (that’s what she said).
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You forgot the biggest reason for her bastardness: Using the “I was raped” excuse!
Again.