Name: Brad Bellick

Show: Prison Break

Occupation: Former Fox River prison guard, now Scofield crew muscle

Interests: Nightsticks, Mom, wifebeaters, shotguns, 180 degree personality flips

Dislikes: Michael Scofield circa 2005, except now he worships him. Funny how four seasons play out

Why he’s our hero: Poor Brad Bellick, he was once the rather badass villain of Prison Break way back in season one, but ever since he got locked up in Sona, became quite the little bitch indeed. He’s been serving as “support” for Michael Scofield’s Scylla-finding team this season, doing relatively little besides driving cars and bonking people on the head every so often.

This Monday however, he met his fateful end, sacrificing himself so Lincoln and Michael could tunnel their way through a water pipe blocking their path to Scylla. It’s kind of like, all of a sudden he realized he had nothing to live for, and just kind of gave up. What exactly changed since three seasons ago? He’s always been the same shiftless, pudgy loser. But alas, we’ll give him our hero of the week award for his noble sacrifice, it’s probably the only honor he’ll ever get. And actually, I’m not convinced he’s for sure dead. Never trust anything that happens off camera…