Nov 06 2008

Russell Brand to Play Jack Sparrow’s Brother, Will Surely Test the Bounds of His Acting Abilities

Published by at 1:05 pm under Movies,News

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You know, I just can’t picture it. Oh, there we go.

In what might be the least innovative casting decision ever, the English “lethario” as he’s known, Russell Brand, is reportedly in talks to play Jack Sparrow’s brother in the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean sequel. Brand, who looks, talks and acts like Sparrow in day to day life for seemingly no reason, is reportedly getting paid around $8M for the role, which is kind of like paying a cat for taking a nap. It’s just what they do.

But alas, he’ll probably be donning the pirate gear and swaggering onset provided this all goes through. Didn’t we learn in the third movie that more than one Jack Sparrow is um, annoying? You know, when he was dead, but not really dead, just stuck in some desert underworld with forty copies of himself and a million rock crabs? Sigh. And seriously, why are they even making another….I’ll stop that question right there because the answer is “money.”





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4 Responses to “Russell Brand to Play Jack Sparrow’s Brother, Will Surely Test the Bounds of His Acting Abilities”

  1. Sebastyneon 23 Mar 2009 at 10:05 am

    Why are they making another one? Because the chicks love Jack, and the chicks are going to LOVE Jack’s brother. :p

  2. wooton 28 Mar 2009 at 12:44 am

    aha you suck
    potc rocks
    and russell brand is awesome
    you losers!

  3. cealon 08 May 2009 at 6:49 am

    in recent interviews Russell Brand has been saying this is not confirmed. If he was in it though it would be the only reason I’d watch it. I love Russell Brand :)

  4. Nikki Koalon 09 Jul 2009 at 10:32 pm

    EEEEEEEEEK!

    I’m ttyl goin if Russell Brand iz in dis 1! He’s amzing.
    I <3 him sooooo mch!
    He’s an amzing actor && smexxy!!

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