Oct 31 2008

10 of the Saddest Video Game Costumes Ever

Published by at 1:00 pm under Lists,Video Games

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It’s Halloween once again, and every year a dedicated segment of nerds try to go to their favorite games for costume inspiration. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. I’ll be focusing on the latter. Check out the gallery after the jump of the worst video game costumes I could find.

1. Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)

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Overlooking the contradictions of a “plush” spiked tortoise shell, it’s the Carrot Top wig that elicits a big ol WTF?

2. Dante (Devil May Cry)

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Here Dante looks more like the Pick Up Artist than a fearless demon slayer. He always was quite the diva though wasn’t he?

3. Isaac (Dead Space)

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Here Isaac brandishes his trusty weapon a…large piece of bread?

4. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)

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Well, there’s a beret, and a gun, and a teal shirt, but um, I think there might have been one other requirement…

5. Link (The Legend of Zelda)

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It’s exceptionally hard to make Link look even MORE feminine that he does in the games. Bra-vo sir…or madam.

6. Master Chief (Halo)

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The helmet is decent, but the cardboard/life jacket armor is a bit sketch. And the “SMG” looks like two guns involved in a tragic head-on collision.

7. Mega Man (Mega Man)

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Just…no.

8. Big Daddy and Little Sister (Bioshock)

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This Bioshock duet looks more like Steampunk Dorothy and the Tin Man than anything else.

9. Samus Aran (Metroid)

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I thought this was an amputee from Road Rash, but no, it’s Samus Aran. A bit more red would have gone a long way here.

10. Pikachu (Pokemon)

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Ever wonder what it would look like if you skinned Pikachu and made him an iPod cover?




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    Haha! That was a succesful post ! Thnx!

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  5. nikooon 15 Dec 2008 at 11:05 pm

    jill has eaten all the zombies

    jaja
    very funny all the pictures

  6. T!on 11 Feb 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Issac… that’s Dustin from screwattack.com

  7. putos!!on 19 Jun 2009 at 6:37 pm

    hijos de puutaaa!! no kagen a los personajes de los juegoss!!

    basofias mataron a jill valentine!! waa se comio a nemesis o q??

    y ese leon al peo??

    mil y una ves WTF!?

  8. Paulon 10 Jul 2009 at 12:38 am

    This belongs in the list: http://photo.mmosite.com/cosplay/2008-02-24/y3bp8dxa743iu0e.shtml

  9. untitledprojecton 11 Jul 2009 at 12:02 pm

    HOLY CARP ITS DESTIN FROM SCREWATTACK!!!

  10. Badum tishon 11 Jul 2009 at 7:03 pm

    The big daddy and little sister (rosie big daddy) where actually really good.

  11. Cigarreston 20 Jul 2009 at 4:23 pm

    This is a great blog post, I’ve learnt a lot.

    Keep up the good work! :)

  12. Baginaon 05 Sep 2009 at 4:48 am

    It’s Destin, not Dustin,dumbass

  13. Spacetreeon 11 Oct 2009 at 4:46 pm

    This isn’t a very good list. None of these are really terrible. All of them are either meant to be goofy (like the Mega Man one, which wasn’t actually bad at all – or do you have a problem with him being black?), not meant to be professional, or clearly works in progress (like the first big daddy pic – maybe you should do your research next time).

    Or maybe you should stop making shitty lists all together.

  14. CBCon 03 Feb 2010 at 10:26 am

    I think the Jill is the coolest person on this list! Totally make better lists dude.

  15. PortalFTWon 18 Mar 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Ya that is Destin from Screwattack.com and that costume was supposed to be bad.

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  17. offshore customer serviceon 13 Dec 2010 at 1:38 am

    Haha. That’s really cool. The man on mega man costume is so funny

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