I will be the first to tell you that I’m 100% a dog guy and it’s not even close. Cats are annoying. They scratch and make weird noises. There’s something extremely evil about them. Dogs on the other hand. They’re nice guys and gals. They get you slippers, snuggle, and protect you from annoying people.
But folks, if I ever got a cat this would be my cat. I don’t know how this position came to be and I don’t care. This is definitely the coolest cat on the planet.