Please Caption This Picture: Priest with a Gun

I think we’re going to start a “Caption this Picture” photo each week starting today.   And I thought that this picture would be the perfect place to start.”

Here are my top five lines:

1.  “Screw the Wii, this is way better.”
2.  “Call of Duty!”
3.  “Halo!”
4.  “That’s Not a Gun, THIS is a Gun.”
5.  “The pope’s really gonna get it now.”

  • Horizon

    Anti-tank rifles: way faster than exorcisms

  • Jim

    First member of the Pope’s counter-sniper team.

  • Jim

    First member of the Pope’s counter-sniper team.

  • Blade3k3

    “I too, am a Vatican assassin warlock. I’m like an F-18 bro, i’m gunna deploy my ordinance to the ground. I dare you to step inside my octagon. Let me adjust my scope that was made by fire breathing tigers on Mars and then we’ll talk.”

  • Vatican Assassin Warlocks, Charlie Sheen Does always win

    Muslim Safari Hunt, Lybia Gone Wild

    Onward Christian Soldier

  • Hey, I can see Mecca from here! Step aside please…

  • BOLT

    “Now it’s time for our weekly offerings and if this doesn’t go over well I’ll be administering a few sacrifices compliments of my BFG here”

  • MattC

    “Go ahead, ask again if I wear a funny hat.”

  • Tora

    Say your last prayer, kids…

  • heath

    I happen to have inside information that if I kill them all, God will indeed sort them out…

  • YeahIWentThere

    Lets see them little boys get away now!

  • Jesus

    “I see you! Committing sin”

  • dnsbubba

    And as you see, your holiness, this will really cut down on those pesky lawsuits.

  • Andy

    I call her, Vera.

  • roach mcpoach

    I kick ass for the lord.

  • J

    This is my rifle! This is my gun! By priestly law I can only use one for fun!

  • “I can show you the way to God, my son…”

  • J5

    “This is great and all, but it is not befitting the Pope. It’s not baller enough for him. Make it out of solid gold and turn the crosshair into an actual cross and MAYBE we’ll talk.”

  • J5

    Or even:

    “No one had the heart to tell Bishop Sullivan that his eyesight was going. For the annual child hunt they just increased his scope size.”

  • Parker Jammstein

    “In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

  • saxon

    Father Merrin should have had one of these

  • James

    I see what you did there….

  • Gsoto

    Im kicking’ ass in the name of the Lord!

  • Sideshow

    @ Parker: haha, nice!

    “Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.”

  • Anthony

    Go ahead, make my Opus Dei.

  • NickDanger3deye

    Infallible my ass! That’s the last Papal Bull I’m taking.

  • J5

    I’m hear to present the Eucharist and kick ass. And right now I’m all out of Christ crackers….

  • Red and white

    Haha, never thought I’d see the day. This is Józef Glemp, Polish Cardinal and former Archbishop of Warsaw. Greetings from Poland 🙂

  • Sideshow

    The perfect counterpart to the holy hand grenade.

  • aamerkastoff

    If only we had this at are last Inquisition.

  • aamerkastoff

    I don’t know how Charlie Sheen found out about us but he is going down!

  • Janson

    “I’m come to take communion and kick ass…and I’m all out of communion.”

  • Charlie

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

  • MarcusK

    SALESMAN-“You’re Holiness, with this new state of the art night vision scope, those pesky Scientologists will be a thing of the past.”

    VATICAN CARDNIAL- “WINNING!”(said in his best Charlie Sheen voice)

  • Brandon

    The pope’s all new campaign to expedite the process of non-believers finding out what eternal damnation is all about…

  • Sveppi

    “So, does it come with child strength sleeper darts?”

  • KarlRoby

    “Call this a delusion, Dawkins.”

  • Blade3k3

    You see what I’m doing to this caption?

    It rhymes with winning.

  • wordkave

    this is way better than the SWORD OF TRUTH!

  • BoondockSaint

    So much more fitting!!! (taken from Boondock Saints-1999)

    “Now you will receive us…!
    We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your Corrupt we claim…!

    It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies…!

    Do not Kill…
    Do not Rape…
    Do not Steal…

    These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost…!

    There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain…!

    But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish…!

    ‘…and shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be…’

    In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti…”

  • Jordan

    ‘At last! a device to do what AIDS could not… See how you like this type of bad ass sodomy’

  • “Let he who is without sin fire the first shot”

  • Kris_Kris

    “You don’t have to come confess. I’m lookin’ for you. I’m gonna find you.”

  • “so which trigger do i pull so the little boy takes off his clothes?

  • Filthwizard

    BOOM! Headshot!

  • shevaa

    “What sin are you confessing to today?”