10 Ways We Do NOT Want Lara Croft To Be Represented

Lara Croft

See this picture above?  Now that’s exactly how we want Lara Croft to be portrayed.  But like any other famous hero or character from a comic book, when the world gets wind of costume possibilities it’s not just the genetically gifted folks who portray that character.

Many times it’s people who live at the bottom of the earth’s crust.  And I’m not just speaking of people who weren’t blessed with good looks.  I’m talking about people who do costumes zero justice and should be banished from costume wearing entirely.

For example, just check out how far removed these Lara Croft wannabees are from anything slightly reasonable in their representations of the heroine.

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  • Damn, that is some scary sh!t!

  • Rob


  • Madison

    That second pic…Jesus.

  • hyuri

    Excuse my ignorance, who’s the model with the phone? I’ve missed out on a decade full of TR 😀

  • joe

    So we’re recycling material now?

  • chrystani

    How can you make
    1: The up skirt panty shot
    2: Lara Croft…

    So fucking unsexy… And is that last one a man?

  • Inviktus

    That was O HGO DM YEYES

  • Velovan

    Oh fuck… Jesus… I mean… holy god… Wow.

  • Bandit

    ugh. thanks for that (as I try to wipe my brain clean).

  • Alex

    Ughh… … I’m gonna go ahead and hit that nice little “home” button on the keyboard now… there we go.

  • Kaeyne

    I think I’m gonna be sick.

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  • Mr Cinema

    Am I the only one that thought #4 down was kinda cute?

  • OTWarrior

    @ Mr Cinema: She is kinda cute, but her posture sucks. If she stood more confidently/sexily, then she would be good.

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  • jewel ashcroft

    I would definatly bone the chick in #2, i like how casual she is, i have a half boner just thinking bout her…

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  • ross

    i absulutely hate that stupid new tomb raider the old one was more pritty shes just rubish.