I’d like to point out a couple of things here other than the obvious. The obvious being what woman in the entire world would get turned on by this? The non obvious are the following:
What is this guy going to think when he looks in the mirror in his 60s? (then again he won’t live that long)
He kind of has man boobs right now so I assume that in the near future that emblem won’t look the same.
Can you see he’s got it on his belt too?
We need captions!