Do you want an smartphone dock that doesn’t actually charge your phone, but looks crazy awesome instead? Well, then the “Metal cell phone holder Assembling model Decoration Boys gift Ideas new Strange gift Ideas gifts Personalized gifts Robot” might be for you. I’m serious, that’s what it’s called on Etsy, where it sells for $97. But’s it’s a mech. For your phone.
I’m also pretty sure if you tried to type on it while docked the pressure from your finger would topple it, but I’m going to say it’s worth it anyway despite a complete apparent lack of functionality. Did I mention it’s a mech? For your phone?