25 Life Lessons That The Simpsons Have Taught Us

‘Die’ means ‘The’ in German

Don’t take things at face value

No matter how much you want to, you can’t turn back time

At the end of the day, it’s nice to come home to the people you love

  • J5

    Jeebus…. Nice page view set up.

    With that being said, you forgot to add that anyone can get promoted and it’s all thanks to Yes-I-Cannibus.

  • GrandWazoo

    @J5 if that was from an episode within the last 10 years then no, he didn’t forget to add it. It was just an awful episode.

  • Victor

    This could be a very good article. Unfortunately I’ll never know because I sure a hell will not click through 11 effing pages. I understand that a website needs the page views for the advertising revenue, but this is ridiculous. I also know that this has been said/ignored many times before but I just had to get it out. Jesus, NattyB.

  • Andy

    You’ll notice he’s the only one guilty of it. None of the articles by the other writers go over 2 pages.

  • GrandWazoo


    That’s mostly because of the type of articles Nattyb writes. He writes nostalgic fluff pieces that take 20 seconds to read, so they are trying to find a way to increase that time.

  • Dead Anton

    Fuck you, NattyB, just fuck you.

  • MegaSolipsist

    Was it really necessary to have this spread over 11 different pages?