25 Life Lessons That The Simpsons Have Taught Us

Don’t ever lie to your teacher

You gotta figure that a show that’s been running for 3 decades would have some wisdom to impart to the rest of the world.   Clearly The Simpsons is a comedy but that doesn’t mean in the hundreds of episodes that have aired that there haven’t been kind and even endearing moments.

And every once in a while you just might learn something.  No matter how twisted the logic is.

Here are 25 life lessons (for good or bad) that The Simpsons has taught us….

Thanks to Pleated Jeans for these lessons!

How to succeed in business

It’s not a good idea to just sit and watch TV all day

  • J5

    Jeebus…. Nice page view set up.

    With that being said, you forgot to add that anyone can get promoted and it’s all thanks to Yes-I-Cannibus.

  • GrandWazoo

    @J5 if that was from an episode within the last 10 years then no, he didn’t forget to add it. It was just an awful episode.

  • Victor

    This could be a very good article. Unfortunately I’ll never know because I sure a hell will not click through 11 effing pages. I understand that a website needs the page views for the advertising revenue, but this is ridiculous. I also know that this has been said/ignored many times before but I just had to get it out. Jesus, NattyB.

  • Andy

    You’ll notice he’s the only one guilty of it. None of the articles by the other writers go over 2 pages.

  • GrandWazoo


    That’s mostly because of the type of articles Nattyb writes. He writes nostalgic fluff pieces that take 20 seconds to read, so they are trying to find a way to increase that time.

  • Dead Anton

    Fuck you, NattyB, just fuck you.

  • MegaSolipsist

    Was it really necessary to have this spread over 11 different pages?