Obscure Movie Character of the Week: Ted “Old Man” Clemens in Billy Madison


It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Billy Madison but man oh man if I didn’t laugh my ass off every time I saw Old Man Clemens (played by Jack Mather).  In fact I think I might even like the part where he says “call the fire department” more than when he says “it’s poop again.”

Actually you know what?  Just the fact that he’s wearing underwear and boots works enough for me.

And for a movie that’s based on completely random stuff there’s nothing random about just having a funny old guy.  Kind of like the old “doobie” dude in Road Trip.

So this is a tribute to Jack Mathers (unfortunately Jack passed away in 2006).

The great poop scene after the jump



  • Madison

    This is the greatest night of my life!

  • illeaturfamily

    Old Man Clemens is gonna shit when he finds out its shit!

  • Snack pack

    He called the shit poop!