The Final Countdown: Superhero Lessons, 2014’s Crush and Elder Scrolls Online

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Go here to see ugly lessons hiding in superhero movies.

So I know what you’re asking: Is the sudden, raging success of this genre a sign of a toxic corruption in the collective soul of our society?┬áProbably! Specifically, it seems to imply that deep down, we are all Sylvester Stallones. Confused? Well, it will make perfect sense once you realize the moral of these movies always boils down to …

The Countdown

Who will be 2014’s new crush after Jennifer Lawrence? – [Pajiba]

Will Elder Scrolls Online’s pay model work? – [Insert Coin]

The most searched for TV shows in 2013 – [TVOvermind]

Comic about the Steam sale – [GeeksAreSexy]

Ben Foster ate dirt for latest movie role – [FilmDrunk]

Kat Dennings wins the People’s Choice Awards – [TheBlemish]

A really awesome dog rescue – [Izismile]

Girl spends $30K to convert house to enterprise – [TheChive]

It’s a good thing Pokemon isn’t real – [Neatorama]

Google secrets you should see – [WWIW]

Expensive versions of everyday items – [Heavy]

Today’s girl is Scarlett Johansson – [Maxim]

If Cosmo was for guys – [BroBible]