The Final Countdown: Insane Dating Games, Robin is a Girl and Avengers GIFs

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“Dating video games are hugely popular in Japan: They’re text-heavy games where each click brings you a little closer to either getting to see some cartoon porn or ending up in a “game over” screen (and then seeing that cartoon porn on Google anyway). The stories always involve a childhood friend you secretly lust for, a wise character with glasses who gives you advice (that you secretly lust for) and, this being Japan, a healthy dose of insanity.”

The Countdown

So Robin is a girl now? – [FilmDrunk]

The 12 funniest Avengers GIFs – [Smosh]

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good – [HollywoodTuna]

Hulk smashes the  Kardashians – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Annoying people at the pool – [Holytaco]

Men can have dream pads – [theChive]

A plot summary of Pacific Rim – [Pajiba]

Just a bike riding dog – [WWIW]

12 baseball feats that only happened once – [Neatorama]

Playing the Pokemon theme by ear – [GamerToob]

The hot 100 in 100 seconds – [Maxim]

The worst place to pass out – [BroBible]

New Dark Knight Rises TV spots – [Guyism]

  • Jake Fortner

    Goddammit . . . in the graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns, The new Robin is a girl. It’s not a new twist, it came out in the 80s! Anyone who read the graphic novel would have known that. Granted, you may not have read it, but if you’re reporting on a cartoon movie based on a graphic novel, you should probably google whether or not the so-called “surprising twist” is actually a surprising twist or if you’re just goddamn lazy.

    FilmDrunk, why you drop the ball so hard?

  • Charlie Ward

    I think Paul Tassi has officially lost all geek cred for posting a link to the “Robin is a girl now?” story. Honestly, if you ever claim to be a fan of Batman again I’ll. . .I’ll. . .well, I’ll do nothing at all. But I’ll roll my eyes, mister! Boy will I roll them!

    Seriously, though, go read “The Dark Knight Returns”. It’s shameful that you haven’t already, but there’s still time to restore your honor. This is not a seppuku-worthy moment.

  • Stormageddon

    I’m glad I’m not the only person bothered by that article. There are at least three female Robins!