The Final Countdown: God I Really Hate Today


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“Super strength is great and all, but it’d be a lot cooler if we had the power to always be at work right on time. Well, maybe not cooler, but a hell of a lot more worthwhile.”

The Countdown

Wes Anderson characters with enviable wardrobes – [Pajiba]

Understanding Watch Dog’s graphical downgrade – [Insert Coin]

The Wolf of Wall Street leads MTV Movie nominations – [FilmDrunk]

FX renews Archer for two more seasons – [TVOvermind]

An amazing Deadpool pencil cup – [GeeksAreSexy]

Why you choose a window seat – [TheChive]

A medical journal of sword swallowing – [Neatorama]

Today’s girl is Imogen Poots – [Maxim]

The 20,000  leagues remake that almost was – [io9]

All the new Arkham Knight stuff – [GeeksAreSexy]

The problem with subscription games – [Gamemoir]

Things the government is spending money on – [Izismile]

The best True Detective impression – [BroBible]

  • Steven

    Dang it, Paul.

  • Brendan McAlinden

    Bravo. Best joke I’ve seen pulled all day

  • O’Dea

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • crispy_altec altec

    Immediately had to check the comments to make sure it was a joke and I didn’t pick up some malware that was redirecting me. The best jokes are the ones you don’t know are joke right away.

  • Kolin Darko

    Well played Sir, well played.

  • Jsn Force

    Ya know. It’s not the best joke when you’re reading these on April 9th.