The Final Countdown: Girlfriends in Games, Internet Video Comments and Zombie Bikini Torsos

Go here to see why girlfriends are treated unfairly in games.

“Girlfriends, it must be said, do not have a great history in gaming. Princesses Peach and Daisy were silent abduction victims for years, but at least they had an excuse in that voice acting didn’t exist in video games. Now it does, yet still, if your character has a girlfriend, she’s unlikely to be that engaging a character.”

The Countdown

Message to guys who comment on internet videos – [Cracked]

Buy Dead Island, get horrible bikini zombie torso – [Insert Coin]

Lindsay Lohan’s movie rejected by Sundance – [FilmDrunk]

A heavy metal Super Mario Bros. theme – [GeeksAreSexy]

Spoiler about the wicked witch of the west – [ScreenCrush]

The worst movie directors of all time – [Ranker]

This is Wayne Gretzky’s daughter – [TheChive]

Eight actors that could tame Anne Hathaway – [Pajiba]

Poor McDonalds Barbie – [WWIW]

A weird Mr. Bubble themed bathroom – [Neatorama]

Today’s girl is Ashley Hinshaw – [Maxim]

Dog can’t pick up frozen tennis ball – [Guyism]

20 facts about Happy Ending’s Jane – [BroBible]

Defending the McRib – [Gunaxin]


  1. Aether McLoud January 17, 2013
  2. Draugr January 17, 2013

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