The Final Countdown: Bible Movie Kills, Dragon Tattoo Sequels and the Misguided ESA

Go here to see violent horror movie scenes (from the Bible)

“We’ve milked the Bible before for its most badass and sexiest passages, but the good book has a dark side as well. More than just occasionally, people get killed in ways so innovative and gruesome that they could have been filmed as scenes in a slasher movie. And, as we’ll show you, some have done exactly that.”

The Countdown

Dragon Tattoo will get its sequels – [FilmDrunk]

The ESA now supports SOPA – [Insert Coin]

Five offensive TV shows – [WarmingGlow]

15 WTF items found on receipts – [SocialHype]

25 cars with faces – [HolyTaco]

The most important faces of 2011? – [Pajiba]

When you give kids a ton of stickers – [TheChive]

Movie titles that sound like poop – [WWIW]

The best slo-mo movie kills – [UGO]

A Geek vs. a Nerd – [GeeksAreSexy]

Today’s girl is Emelia Burns – [Maxim]

Now it’s shit single girls say – [BroBible]

Actors who kicked ass in 2011 – [Gunaxin]

Bandai Entertainment is dead – [ToplessRobot]

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  1. carlip January 5, 2012

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