The Final Countdown: Bad Kid Costumes, Hobbit Running Time and Zynga Flounders

Go here to see costumes for parents who hate their kids.

“Still, moms and dads keep trying every October, enduring the self-entitled tantrums over costumes and curfews, optimistic that this will finally be the year the Kit Kat/Skittle ratio will push their children into a lasting coma, at least through November.”

The Countdown

The Hobbit will be three hours long – [FilmDrunk]

Zynga’s digital chickens come home to roost – [Insert Coin]

Five possible futures for TV – [TVOvermind]

Every episode of The Walking Dead – [GeeksAreSexy]

Hey it’s my book, The Last Exodus – [Amazon]

Which two actors are almost twins? – [ScreenCrush]

Mischa Barton still exists – [theBlemish]

SHIELD gets its first new cast member – [Pajiba]

Mario’s Game of Thrones – [Neatorama]

How to grow a mustache with Nick Offerman – [WWIW]

Creepy microscope pictures – [Barnorama]

Dogs vs. Cats – [Caveman Circus]

The 10 best Spawn creature figures – [ToplessRobot]

Today’s girl is Zhou Xun – [Maxim]


  • Deighvyd

    Watched the Blu-ray of 2001 last night and could have sworn that Leonard Rossiter, playing Dr. Andrei Smyslov, was actually Ralph Fiennes during a previous incarnation.