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Jan 24 2009

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: The Finals

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

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(Click here to see the tournament standings page and all the previous fights)

This has been months in the making. We’ve whittled our way down to two girls from thirty two, coming from eight different historical fighting series. We’ve seen legends fall left and right, we’ve seen upsets, we’ve seen avalanches and we’ve even seen a boy. But here, at the end of all things, I think we’ve got the two best ones out of all of them. And so let the final fight begin:

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Jan 17 2009

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: The Final Four

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

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(View the tournament standing and all the previous fights here)

This is it. After this week we’ll be down to only two out of thirty two competitors, and we’ll have our winner soon after that. These four badass chicks have clawed their way to to the top over some very worthy competition. I present to you, the Final Four:

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Jan 10 2009

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Elite Eight - Eastern Conference

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

ivy

(View the tournament standings and all the previous fights here).

Last weeks two Elite Eight matchups were tough, but I think that these two today are even tougher. We’re truly in an all-legend level now, and it’s a shame to send anyone home. We’ve got two Soul Calibur alums, a Dead or Alive poster girl and one Tekken babe. Ready….OK!

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Jan 03 2009

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Elite Eight - Western Conference

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

morrigan

(View the tournament standings and all the previous fights here).

The field of competitors has narrowed from 32 to eight, and the competition has never been more fierce. Now that we’re in the final stages, there will only be two fights a week. This time we have four epic competitors, and it’s sad to see any of them go.

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Dec 30 2008

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li Trailer is Astonishing in a Bad Way

Published by Paul Tassi under Movies, Trailers

I’m now firmly convinced that Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li is now competing with Dragonball Evolution for the title of “Worst Movie of 2009″ baring any more “_____ Movie” iterations or Paris Hilton projects. I know this trailer is in Japanese but I’m going to head and guess that is says something like “An ancient evil lurks” and “A legend rises.” To be fair, Street Fighter does have the edge over Dragonball for a few reasons, namely incrementally better special effects, a more nostalgia inducing source material and above all, the most gorgeous woman on the planet, Kristin Kreuk.

But yes, of course the movie is going to be awful. @#$%ing look at it! The only cool part was seeing Vega for half a second, but knowing that they’re “saving” Ryu and Ken for future sequels is bullsh*t. Also, M. Bison has a goatee which makes him look like Simon Pegg. Sigh.

I personally would much rather see Street Fighter: The Legend of Cammy starring Karolina Kurkova. I mean, Cammy’s in the final eight of my Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament and Chun Li? She ate it in the first round. Although the Kristin Kreuk version would have won the whole damn thing.

kreuk

Oh Dear Lord.

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Dec 27 2008

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Smokin’ Sixteen - Eastern Conference

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

 setsuka

(View the tournament standing page here, along with all of the previous fights here).

Welcome to the Eastern Conference of the Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament. After this round, there will only be eight competitors remaining, so without any further ado, let’s get to it!

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Dec 20 2008

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Smokin’ Sixteen - Western Conference

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

christie

(View the tournament standing pages here, along with all of the first round fights here)

Well we finally nailed it down to the Smokin’ Sixteen here at the Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament. It’s been a hard fought battle thus far, and we’ve left many hot corpses along the way. Wait, that sounds bad.

This week we’ve got the entire Western Conference survivors going head to head, and there are some heated matchups you don’t want to miss.

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Dec 12 2008

Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Group 4

Published by Paul Tassi under Battle Royale, Video Games

sakura

(View the tournament standing page here. And in case you missed them, Group 1, Group 2 and Group 3)

This is the final round of the Dirty Thirty-Two phase of the Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament. Up today we’ve got a couple of Tekken sisters, a Soul Calibur pirate wench and someone who probably shouldn’t have been in this tournament at all. You’ll see why.

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