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If you’re going to get married for the love of God please choose a different time in your life to try and be “different.”  Just go to the ceremony and get it done.  After that you can be a jackass the rest of your life.

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The Countdown

If you need geek info this is the place to go - [Majorgeeks]

If everyone had access to the Jedi Mind Trick (chart) - [Cracked]

The Top 10 most threatening band names - [Heavy]

Jennifer Aniston looking pretty good at a premiere - [Usemycomputer]

Seven mafia badasses you probably never heard of - [Guyism]

Fifteen notable sex scandal comebacks - [Brobible]

Turns out that Kick-Ass has a music video - [Filmdrunk]

Making creepy mo cap movies at home -  [Gammasquad]

Top 20 Angry Video Game Nerd moments - [Gonintendo]

Darth Vader goes on a winter vacation - [Screenjunkies]

Everything is better if it involves cylons - [Pajiba]

Back to the future at the steampunk expo - [Asylum]

Pamela Anderson has officially lost her mind - [Attuworld]

Val Kilmer wants to steal your hamburger - [Liquidgeneration]

A young Biggie doing his rap thing on the corner - [Cavemancircus]

George Clooney just might be single again - [DJ Mick]

When I look at this picture I think of the scene in Billy Madison where the fat guy is just sitting there with a hose spraying this poor defenseless kid and the kid goes “what are you doing?  I don’t even know you.”

This is just a classic case of mom and dad dressing up miserable kid at his expense.  He has zero desire to be there and probably just wants a toy or video game.

Still though, it’s a great photo.

As much as I love Gerard Butler, this movie definitely needs a dose of The Fett. I would also go as there’s probably now at least a 70% chance that Jennifer Aniston either gets frozen in carbonite or fed to a Sarlacc, both of which are situations I would pay $10 to see.

Side note, has anyone ever notice how weird Boba Fett’s cargo pants are? Who has pockets there? Sure from the waist up he’s got wicked Mandalorian armor, but the whole denim baggy pocket thing really isn’t working down below there.

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Can a person simply standing there, looking at you, be the most terrifying thing in the world? According to this video? Yes.

A Chinese girl tried to emulate a million different Japanese horror movies by standing in a random place staring at people as they came into a building. The results are way, way more hilarious than you’d expect.

The girl literally does nothing at all but stand there, yet each person who comes in is progressively more terrified than the last, and she eventually scares people so much they fall over. And the last guy? Just…wow. Watch.

I love the way she laughs after each person passes. I bet those Japanese ghosts in the movies probably did the same thing after no one was looking.

This is mainly for people in my generation, who had crushes on girls before we really even understood what crushes were. Most of these shows are in the early to mid nineties, and even though the girls may not have been particularly hot at the time, we still loved them.

Well now it’s fifteen or twenty years later, so I decided to go back and see how everyone progressed over the years. The results? Pretty spectacular actually, and half these girls you won’t even recognize. Do you even know who that lead picture is? No one looked very good in the nineties, though I suppose someday people will be saying that about us today.

Check out the gallery below, and let me know if I missed your favorite crush.

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Sometimes I think its good to have absolutely no background on a picture whatsoever. It really makes it all the more mysterious when you have so many unanswered questions.

Why Batman?

Why a shark?

Why a lightsaber?

Why the combination of all three?

What drugs was the artist on when he made this?

If you know the answers, let the rest of us just sit and wonder in silence.

There’s something eerily prophetic about the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Last Action Hero, as since the time of Arnold, Sly, and to an extent, Bruce, a true, masculine, action hero has yet to emerge in the world of film.  Action movies have changed significantly since the 1980s and early 1990s, especially with the advent of computer generated imagery as a substitute for great stunts, but these movies still call for a charismatic leading male who is both convincing as a bad ass and as someone you want to root for.  A few actors had potential to be the next big action star, but their failure coupled with this current crop of mundane leading males has me convinced that it’s going to be a long time before we see a true action star again.

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When I was younger a very common practice I would engage in would be the repeating of awesome lines from a movie I had just seen.  In fact I still do this.  Most of us moviegoers do this.

However, before the advent of Youtube and clip editing from home all you really had was just that one line to repeat yourself.   Nowadays one liners and catch phrases are edited and made into beautiful concoctions of clips and melodies that we can be entertained by.

OK maybe some of them aren’t so beautiful but they are definitely entertaining.  Here are 5 that caught my eye.  Warning NSFW Language.

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After seeing the images you are about to see I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say you might not be visiting the Bordello Club in Los Angeles.  Well this unless you have completely strange fetishes and get off on women wearing things like garbage, rubber, metal, and whatever the hell else that goes on there.

However, that’s not really what we’re bringing you here today.  Today we’ve come across some pictures of a Burlesque show that centered on a pretty interesting theme:  Star Wars.

I’m not quite sure if these images are “sexy” or disturbing.  I’m sure plenty of people got their rocks off but I don’t know, you be the judge.

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Hey let’s face it guys.  I could have easily gone with some Leprechaun article to remind you of one of America’s favorite holiday’s yesterday.  But did you really want to see nasty pictures of Warwick Davis wearing makeup?  Probably not.

So instead I scoured the internet to find a site that would feature gratuitous (but tasteful) pictures of sexy ladies wearing green.  Of course I knew Holytaco would come through.

Here is a nice gallery of St Patrick’s Day hotties.