If you don’t watch VH1’s aggressively tasteless lineup of quasi-celebrity-based reality shows, good for you. But that likely means you don’t know who Megan Hauserman is. Well, you should..
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Megan Fox has been trash talking Transformers 2 a bit the past few weeks, saying that she doesn’t understand it and it doesn’t require a whole lot of acting. Well now Michael Bay got in on the action, and made it clearly that he really passively aggressively hates the girl. From The Wall Street Journal:
“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, “Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.” But I 100% disagree with her. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in “Armageddon.” Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did “Transformers”-and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from “Bad Boys.” Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in “Transformers.” I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”
The man has a point, he has built some careers in his day and Fox would be nothing without him. No mention of Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I’d probably stay clear of that one too.
Now that YouTube has finally loosened up to allow HD full length videos, we get to see awesome short films like this one called The Hunt for Gollum. The movie was made for a mere $5,000 and for that meager of a price, looks pretty damn good.
It’s the story of how Aragorn captured Gollum between The Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring, and though I don’t remember that happening, it’s been a long time since I read the books.
The movie is forty minutes long, but hey, what the hell else are you going to do today? Work?
Look, I’m as interested in a video game as much as the next guy. It’s always fun to face new challenges, meet new characters, and obsess about the game until you can finally beat it. Speaking of beating it though…..really?
Queen’s Blade is originally a Lost Worlds style “combat picture book game” and has been published in Japan for the last couple of years. Queen’s Blade features only female characters, and its spin-off series Queen’s Gate has showcased the likes of Iroha (Samurai Shodow), Mai Shiranui (The King of Fighters) and Dizzy (Guilty Gear).
Yeah well this is all well and good but let’s face it team, these promos are one step away from anime porn are they not? Hell they certainly caught my attention.
I wonder when you beat the game if there’s a little strip tease or something. Or perhaps a “lesbian” ending. I tell ya these guys know how to sell.
Call me crazy but there’s something awfully funny about a Vulcan that all of a sudden starts laughing and cursing because he forgot his line. I’m a huge fan of bloopers. Nothing’s better than when you see how “human” someone truly is. And no time is more human than screwing up in the middle of a scene and laughing your ass off.
Perhaps the best setting for these follies? It’s gotta be Star Trek.
So whether it’s one of the movies, television shows, or simply a time for one of the actors to be drunk, here is a great collection of Star Trek bloopers.
Yes, I’m once again behind the times on this game review, but I’m hard pressed these days to get quality time with a PS3, much less enough to play enough of a game where I feel like I can adequately discuss its merits.
Well, fortunately, I found time to play though nearly all of the PS3’s future-shooter opus, Killzone 2, which is universally agreed to be one of the system’s best games. After a rocky start, I really started to love it, and now I just need a few more hours to see it to completion, but I think I’ve got a pretty good sense of it at this point.
Tomorrow is Independence Day here in the United States, which means I’m not in the office for my “other” job. By the time you are reading this, I should be, weather permitting, laying on the beach in the Hamptons, soaking up rays, and trying to ignore all the plastic breasts and trust fund douchebags. Anyway, I wanted to put something up today in honor of Independence Day. If you’re stuck in an office somewhere, I’m very sorry. Hopefully it’s dead and you can surf the net all day because everyone is slacking and taking off early for the holiday. If not, the weekend is just hours away. In the meantime, enjoy this gallery of strange Statue of Liberty pictures.
People think it’s difficult to get a movie made, but it’s not. All you have to do is sell your soul to the devil twice, have sex with three ugly people and drink the blood of seven virgin llamas.
You also have to stand in a room naked in front of a bunch of producers while they judge all of your body parts on a scale of 1-10, but that’s only if you insist on getting studio funding for a Romantic Comedy.
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